"Dead As F*** Inside" T-Shirt

Finally, a shirt that screams your inner monologue so you don’t have to. This unapologetically bold tee is soft, lightweight, and stretches just enough to accommodate both your existential dread and last night's pizza. Comfort? Check. Style? Double check. Emotional relatability? Oh, absolutely.

Features:

• 100% Combed and Ring-Spun Cotton: Because your wardrobe deserves more effort than your current enthusiasm levels.

• 4.2 oz./yd.² Fabric Weight: Lightweight enough to feel like a hug, but without the obligation to text back.

• Pre-Shrunk: So it won’t betray you in the wash—unlike your trust issues.

• Side-Seamed & Shoulder Taping: Durable construction for the daily grind of pretending everything’s fine.

• Sourced Globally: From Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US—so you can feel cultured while being dead inside.

Perfect for anyone who’s over it, under it, or just plain done. Rock it at brunch, in the mirror, or wherever existential humor is appreciated. This shirt gets you—and it doesn’t judge.

Get yours now and wear your truth (literally)!